Two Cows

Socialism	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism	You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
Fascism	You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Totalitarianism	You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
Nazism	You have two cows. The government takes both and then shoots you.
Bureaucracy	You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.
Capitalism	You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
Anarchism	You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.